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| Police voice: Attention all units,
attention all units We have an
All Points Bulletin out on a man
with green hair I repeat, we have
an APB on a man with green hair
He's armed with a knife, I repeat,
he's armed with a knife Proceed
with caution, watch your back fella's
He could be coming at your girlfriend
next Verse 1: There's a joker on
the loose from the psychiatric
ward His face is up on the bulletin
board with a reward He'll stab
you with a sword don't be fooled
by his charm He's probably armed
with intent to do bodily harm Ring
the alarm, look for a man with
green hair Check at your girl's
house, he was last seen there He's
has a mean stare but usually crack's
jokes Good luck on your mission
and guard your backs folks Chorus:
I make you think you're a best
friend then Why I oughtta Hit a
bitch snake from the back, I make
you think you're a best friend
then Why I oughtta Stay away from
him he ain't no good! Verse 2:
We got the walkie-talkies to keep
us all informed Suited up head
to toe in detective uniforms Our
unit storms in, we split the ghetto
in sectors Locking down every block
and put up metal detectors Protectors
and be sure that you stand close
Watch each others backs and guard
your command post And most of all
be advised that he's wise He could
be disguised as one of your very
own guys Chorus: I make you think
you're a best friend then Why I
oughtta Hit a bitch snake from
the back, I make you think you're
a best friend then Why I oughtta
Stay away from him he ain't no
good! Verse 3: I'm on a solo mission
to find him personally To settle
the score and beat then him mercifully
For what he first did to me It's
sure to be the last Following footprints
with a magnifying glass To drag
his lying ass back to his padded
cell I'm mad as hell, on the trail
of the tattle tail I heard a yell
the voice sounded familiar "Give
me your girlfriend or I'm gonna
kill ya" Chorus: I make you think
you're a best friend then Why I
oughtta Hit a bitch snake from
the back, I make you think you're
a best friend then Why I oughtta
Stay away from him he ain't no
good! Verse 4: I followed the voice
that led down a flight of steps
Sneezing at dust, and swinging
at the spider-webs Inside the depths
of his basement I taste lint in
my mouth, then the lights in the
place… went! I saw my life flash
in front of my eyes I felt a butcher
knife slash at one of my thighs
None of my guys knew where I'm
at I was doomed Then I remembered
the flashlight in my costume Chorus:
I make you think you're a best
friend then Why I oughtta Hit a
bitch snake from the back, I make
you think you're a best friend
then Why I oughtta Stay away from
him he ain't no good! Verse 5:
Dealing with backstabber's there
was one thing I learned They're
only powerful when you got your
back turned I yearned for the day
that we finally met again So I
can give him a taste of his own
medicine He shed his skin, then
he promised to come clean I took
his butcher knife and jabbed it
into his spleen Cut him at the
seam then dragged the fella home
Beating him over the head with
the telephone Police voice: Attention
all cars, attention all cars Unit
313 has apprehended the suspect
He's going back to the crazy home,
I repeat He's going back to the
crazy home, how about that? Chorus:
I make you think you're a best
friend then Why I oughtta Hit a
bitch snake from the back, I make
you think you're a best friend
then Why I oughtta Stay away from
him he ain't no good! I make you
think you're a best friend then
Why I oughtta Hit a bitch snake
from the back, I make you think
you're a best friend then Why I
oughtta Stay away from him he ain't
no good! I make you think you're
a best friend then Why I oughtta
Hit a bitch snake from the back,
I make you think you're a best
friend then Why I oughtta Stay
away from him he ain't no good! |
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