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Hand me an 8 beam me up and
land me in space
i'ma sit on top of the world
and shit on brandy and mase
im more then ill scarier then
a white journalist in a room
with lauren hill
human horror film
but with a lot funnier plot
and people who feel me cuz i'ma
still be the mad rapper weather
i got money or not as long as
im on pills and i got plenty
of pot i'll be in a cannoe paddling
making fun of your yatch
but i would like an award for
the best rapper to get one mic
and a source
and a woredrobe i can afford
otherwise i might just send
up
"pack striking at ford"
and you wonder what the fuck
i need more vicoden for
everybody's pissing me off even
a No Limit tank looks like a
middle finger sideways flipping
me off
no shit im in grave danger to
my health why else would i kill
you then jump in a grave and
bury myself (just pull the plug)
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Verse 2:
im the illest rapper to hold
the "cordless" patroling
corners looking for hookers
to punch in the mouth with a
roll of quarters
im meaner in action then "rosco"
beating james "star"
Sr. across the back with vaccuum
cleaner attachments
i grew up in a wild hood as
a hazardous youth with a fucked
up childhood that i use as an
excuse and ain't shit changed
i kept the same "mindsteak"
since the 3rd time i failed
9th grade
you probably think im a negative
person dont be so sure of it
i dont promote violence i just
encourage it i laugh at the
sight of death as i fall down
a cement flight of steps and
land aside a bed of spider webs
so throw caution to the wind
you and a friend can jump off
of a bridge and if you live
do it again (Shit) why not blow
your brain out im blowing mine
out fuck it you only live once
you might as well die now
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Verse 3:
my laser disc will make you
take a razor to your wrist Make
you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to
your face
And place the clip and cock
it back
And let it go until your brains
are rippin' out your skull so
bad
to sew you back and be a waste
of stitches
I'm not a Role Model, I don't
wanna babysit kids
I got one little girl, and Hailey
Jade is Shady's business
And Shady's just an alias I
made to make you pissed off
Where the fuck were you when
Gil was payin me to dishwash
I make a couple statements and
now look how crazy shit got
You made me get a bigger attitude
than 80 Kim scotts
And she almost got the same
fate that Grady's bitch got
I know that Just the Two of
Us would make you hate me this
much
And Just the Two of Us
That ain't got shit to do with
us and our personal life
It's just words on a mic.
So you can call me a punk, a
pervert or a chauvinist pig
But the funny shit is that I
still go with the bitch |
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