Intro
Cowboy
I Reckon You Ain't Familiar With
These Here Parts
You Know There's A Story Behind
That There Saloon
Twenty Years Ago Two Outlaws Took
This Whole Town Over
Sheriffs Couldn't Stop Em
Quickest Damn Gun Slingers I've
Ever Seen
Got Murdered In Cold Blood
That Ol' Saloon There Was Their
Lil' Home Away From Home
They Say The Ghosts Of Bad And
Evil Still Live In That Tavern
And On A Quiet Night
You Can Still Hear The Footsteps
Of Slim Shady And Royce Da Five
Nine
Eminem
I Don't Speak I Float In The Air
Wrapped In A Sheet
I'm Not A Real Person I'm A Ghost
Trapped In A Beat
I Translate When My Voice Is Read
Through A Sismograph
And A Noise Is Bred Picked Up And
Transmitted Through Royce's Head
Aahhh
Trapped Him In His Room Possessed
Him And Hoist His Bed
Till The Evilness Flows Through
His Blood Like Poisonous Lead
Told Him Each One Of His Boys Is
Dead
I Asked Him To Come To The Dark
Side He Made A Choice And Said
Royce
Who Hard Yo I Done Heard Worse
We Can Get In Two Cars And Accelerate
At Each Other
To See Which One'll Swerve First
Two Blind Bandits Panic Whose Mental
Capacity Holds
That Of A Globe On Top Of Nine
Other Planets
Kissed The Cheek Of The Devil
Intelligence Level Is Hell Ier
Than Treble Peakin On Speakers
In The Ghetto
Dismissal I'm Not A Fair Man Disgraced
The Race Of A Atheist
Intercepting Missles Wit My Bare
Hands Like A Patriot
One Track Sliced Without Swords
I Buried The Christ Corpse
In My Past Life When The Black
Knight Mounted The White Horse
And Stay Over Worked Its Like The
Nazis In The Nations
Collaborating Attemptin To Take
Over The Earth
Eminem
Cuz This Is What Happens When Bad
Meets Evil
We Hit The Trees Till We Look Like
Vietnamese People
He's Evil And I'm Bad Like Steve
Segal
Above The Law Cuz I Don't Agree
Wit Police Either Shit Me Neither
We Ain't Eager To Be Legal
So Please Leave Me Wit The Keys
To Your Jeep Eagle
I Breathe Ether In Three Amounts
When I Stab Myself In The Knee
With A Diseased Needle
Releasin Rage On Anybody In Squeezing
Range
Cold Enough To Make The Seasons
Change Into Freezing Rain
He's Insane No I'm Not I Just Want
To Shoot Up And I'm Pissed Off
Cuz I Can't Find A Decent Vain
Royce
The Disaster Wit Dreds
I'm Bad Enough To Commit Suicide
And Survive Long Enough
To Kill My Soul After I'm Dead
When In Danger It's Funny Actually
My Flavor's Similar To A Waiter
Cuz I Serve Any Stranger Wit Money
I Spray A Hundred Man Until They
Joint Chains
While Slippin Bullets At Point
Blank Range Like They Was Punches
Piss On A Flag And Burn It Murder
You Then Come To Your Funeral
Serve This Lobbyist Strangle Your
Body Then Confirm You
Whippin Human Ass Throwin Blows
Crackin Jaws
Wit My Fists Wrapped In Gause Dipped
In Glue And Glass
I'm Blazin Mc's At The Same Time
Amazin Mc's
Somehow Mc's Ain't That Eye Brow
Raisin To Me
From All Of Angles Of Us Flash
A Mack Loud Enough To Cast A Avalanche
And Bust Till Volcanoes Errupt
Interlude
Phone Rings
Hello Billy Aiyyo What's Up We're
Comin To Get You
Stop They Know It's Us
Eminem
I Used To Be A Loudmouth Remember
Me Uh Ah
I'm The One Who Burned Your House
Down Oh
Well I'm Out Now Shit And This
Time I'm Comin Back To Blow Your
House Up
And I Ain't Gon Leave You A Window
To Jump Out Of
Give Me Two Fat Tabs And Three
Shrooms
And You Won't See Me Like Fat People
In Steam Rooms
And When I Go To Hell And I'm Gettin
Ready To Leave
I'ma Put Air In A Bag And Charge
People To Breathe
Royce Eminem
Cuz This Is What Happens When Bad
Meets Evil
And We Hit The Trees Till We Look
Like Vietnamese People
He's Evil And I'm Bad Like Steve
Segal
Against Peaceful See You In Hell
For The Sequel
We'll Be Waitin See You In Hell
Wall Street Royce Da Five Nine
Slim Shady
See You In Hell For The Sequel
Bye Bye
Bad Meets Evil What Till Next Time
Cowboy
And So That's The Story When Bad
Meets Evil
Two Of The Most Wanted Individuals
In The County
Made Jesse James And Billy The
Kid Look Like Law Abiding Citizens
It's Too Bad They Had To Go Out
The Way They Did
Got Shot In The Back Comin Out
Of That Ol' Saloon
But Their Spirits Still Live On
Till This Day
Shhh Spits Wait Did Y'all Hear
That
Footsteps And Windblowing