Eminem
A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid Fuckin
Questions
A Lot Of People Think That What
I Say On Records
Or What I Talk About On A Record
That I Actually Do In Real Life
Or That I Believe In It
Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody
That
I'm Actually Gonna Do It
Or That I Believe In It
Well Shit If You Believe That
Then I'll Kill You
You Know Why
Cuz I'm A
Criminal
Criminal
You God Damn Right
I'm A Criminal
Yeah I'm A Criminal
Eminem
My Words Are Like A Dagger With
A Jagged Edge
That'll Stab You In The Head
Whether You're A Fag Or Lez
Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans
A Vest
Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer's
Yes
Homophobic Nah You're Just Heterophobic
Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals
Bulgin Ooh
That's My Motherfuckin Balls You'd
Better Let Go Of Em
They Belong In My Scrotum You'll
Never Get Hold Of Em
Hey It's Me Versace
Whoops Somebody Shot Me
And I Was Just Checkin The Mail
Get It Checkin The 'male'
How Many Records You Expectin To
Sell
After Your Second Lp Sends You
Directly To Jail
C'mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men
Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men
Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus
Heal This Child Help Us Destroy
These Demons
Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New
Car
And A Prostitute While My Wife's
Sick In The Hospital
Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher
You Can't Reach Me My Mom Can't
Neither
You Can't Teach Me A Goddamn Thing
Cause
I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable
And You Ain't Able To Stop These
Thoughts
You Can't Stop Me From Toppin These
Charts
And You Can't Stop Me From Droppin
Each March
With A Brand New Cd For These Fuckin
Retards
Duhhh And To Think It's Just Little
Ol' Me
Mr Don't Give A Fuck Still Won't
Leave
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I'm A Criminal
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme
These People Think It's A Crime
To Tell Em What's On My Mind I
Guess I'm A Criminal
But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I
Just Flip Em The Bird
And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit
From No One
Eminem
My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor
Cigarettes And Speed
The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments
Indeed
It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up
Just As Crazy As She
Don't Dare Make Fun Of That Baby
Cause That Baby Was Me
I'm A Criminal An Animal Caged
Who Turned Crazed
But How The Fuck You Sposed To
Grow Up When You Weren't Raised
So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot
Taller
My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls
Got Larger
I Drink Malt Liquor To Fuck You
Up Quicker
Than You'd Wanna Fuck Me Up For
Sayin The Word
My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The
President Got Oral
Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of
His Desk
Off Of His Own Employee
Now Don't Ignore Me You Won't Avoid
Me
You Can't Miss Me I'm White Blonde
Haired
And My Nose Is Pointy
I'm The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of
People That Die
In Plane Crashes And Laughs
As Long As It Ain't Happened To
Him
Slim Shady I'm As Crazy As Em
Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac's
In
Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn't
Make It Today
He's A Little Under The Weather
So I'm Takin His Place
Mm Mm Mmm Oh That's Dre With An
Ak To His Face
Don't Make Me Kill Him Too And
Spray His Brains All Over The Place
I Told You Dre You Should've Kept
That Thang Put Away
I Guess That'll Teach You Not To
Let Me Play With It Eh
I'm A Criminal
Interlude Skit
Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In
That Motherfucker
Get The Motherfuckin Money And
Get The Fuck Up Outta There
Em Aight
I'll Be Right Here Waitin On You
Em Aight
Yo Em
Em What
Don't Kill Nobody This Time
Em Awwright God Damn Fuck
Whistling How You Doin'
Teller Hi How Can I Help You
Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl
Teller Okay
Eminem Put The Fuckin Money In
The Bag Bitch
And I Won't Kill You
Teller What Oh My God Don't Kill
Me
Eminem I'm Not Gonna Kill You Bitch
Quit Lookin Around
Teller Don't Kill Me Please Don't
Kill Me
Eminem I Said I'm Not Gonna Fuckin
Kill You
Hurry The Fuck Up Boom Thank You
Eminem
Windows Tinted On My Ride When
I Drive In It
So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And
Just Dive In It
So I'll Be Disguised In It
And If Anybody Identifies The Guy
In It
I'll Hide For Five Minutes
Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness
Fire At The Private Eye Hired To
Pry In My Business
Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets
This Puppy's Lucky I Didn't Blast
His Ass Yet
If I Ever Gave A Fuck I'd Shave
My Nuts
Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs
And Cluck
You Motherfuckin Chickens Ain't
Brave Enough
To Say The Stuff I Say So This
Tape Is Shut
Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just
Make It Up
To Make You Mad So Kiss My White
Naked Ass
And If It's Not A Rapper That I
Make It As
Bi'ma Be A Fuckin Rapist In A Jason
Mask
Chorus 2x