[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years
old.
Fed up with life and the way things
are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
But on his way in, he has a sudden
change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes
into play...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do
this.. gotta do this")
[Dr. Dre]
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door
of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence
(But who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin conscience
[Eminem]
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and
run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one
of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you
shave your legs with an aged razor
blade
[Dr. Dre]
Yeah but if it all goes through
like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you
and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk
in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's
older than George Burns
[Eminem]
Fuck that! Do that kit. hit that
lick.
Can you afford to blow this shit?
Are you that rich?
Why you care if she scared of death?
Are you that chick?
Do you really think she gives a
fuck if you have kids?
[Dr. Dre]
Man, don't do it, it's not worth
it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this hit (Stop!) Drop
the biscuit (I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's
bad for you
(You know what Dre? I don't like
your attitude..)
[announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years
old.
After meeting a young girl at
a rave party,
things start getting hot and
heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes
into play...
[Eminem]
Now listen to me, while you're
kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I
slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble
on this little chickens earlobe..
(Yo! This girl's only fifteen
years old
how kud ya take advantage of
her shes passed out)
(easy just cut these lights
out thats ho then pick this
chicken up get her off brads
couch then leave her on the
porch at her mom and dads house)
(Man, ain't you ever seen that
one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno thats
on nubiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled
off to jail?)
fuck that ring the dorbell then
bail.
[announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year
old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard
day's work,
he walks in the door of his
trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with
another man.[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start
breathin..
[Eminem]
start breathin man, you just
caught your wife cheatin
While you at work she's with
some dude tryin to get off?!
forget gettin divorced, cut
this chikens HEAD OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there's an explanation
for this shit?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed
on his dick?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he's right
Grady
But think about the baby before
you get all crazy
[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, still
wanna grab her?
kick her out the house, get
your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart,
don't be a retart
You gonna take advice from somebody
who slapped DEE BARNES??!
[Dr. Dre]
What'chu say? (What's wrong?
Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you motherfucker!
[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta
Compton y'all better make way?
How in the hell you gonna tell
this man not to be violent?
[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don't need to go the
same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aww
wut am i sayin Grady get your
gun... (gun shot, gun cock,
gun shot)(music runs out)
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