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(Phone Rings) Maxine: Hello Denaun:
Can I speak to Maxine? Maxine:
Yeah this is me what's up? Denaun:
What up? Maxine: Who dis? Denaun:
Denaun Maxine: Yeah what's up?
Denaun: What are you doing? Maxine:
Nothing, just laying in bed Denaun:
Huh? Maxine: Nothing, just laying
in bed Denaun: Why? Maxine: I don't
know, thinking about something
freaky to do Verse 1: Eminem I
know this crack fiend Maxine who
needs a vaccine She tests positive
but tells you that her act's clean
Plus she got a sugar daddy Asking
every hooker that he takes in to
crook her badly If you mistook
her sadly, on her reputation You're
in jepordation, if you ain't got
no preparation When you step away
son, she got her face done Looking
provocative, she'll let you knock
it if You press the issue and get
undressed to kiss you If you match
the price, otherwise she won't
look at you twice But when you
catch the lice, or get the urgency
To go to the emergency cause it
burns to pee Don't bring your germs
to me, cause I ain't trying to
hear it While your fighting you
fucking disease trying to clear
it (Maxine!!) Verse 2: Denaun Porter
Sometimes I wonder, what's your
purpose? In life that is To get
with every brother and unveil one
of his kids, shit You living trife,
got three kids at home and club
hopping every night You say it's
gonna stop but it.. just.. slows..
down And then speeds back to a
regular pace, there is no end to
this Mystery, whatever your reason
even is to be You say you wanna
be with me, but how can you say
that When you got niggas hiding
in your closet I refrain from getting
angry but you keep on that strangely
Verse 3: 3 I met this girl last
week, she was a freak, and she
liked me So I stepped on it and
then asked my homies And chilled
on the side and then watched they
niggas Big game over there and
take notes, while I get this number
I stepped to her first I cleared
my throat and said "Hey Bitch..
Haven't I seen you before?",
looked at my nigga Turned around
and got slapped throughout my hands
And said "Oh it's like that?"
She said she just broke up with
her nigga and shit She started
crying, and asked me to forgive
her and shit She said her name
was Maxine, so I told her I wanted
her number She asked could I give
her mine two Got to the crib and
called her up We got into a good
conversation that's when she asked
me could I fuck I said "Maxine
check this out, Give me your address
I'll be through and you'll find
out" Got to the crib she let
me in She didn't waste time she
grabbed my hand and proceeded to
the bedroom I said "Hold up,
and stop proceeding, you rushing
things" What the fuck are
you doing? So I went for my protection,
took off my clothes and started
flexing As she went for my midsection
I threw her down as I tore off
her shirt Pulled out my jimmy and
I thought about putting in work
Before I hit it she said "3
don't get mad but there's something
that I gotta tell your ass"
I said "What is it, another
nigga? It's ok" She said "No
I forgot to tell you, that I got
AIDS" I got up out Denaun:
Hey, Maxine Maxine: What Denaun:
You thinking about sucking my dick?
Maxine: Yeah for a small price
Denaun: For a small price? What
you mean? Maxine: You know, money
nigga Denaun: You don't need no
damn money, I can't give you no
money anyways, I heard you got
some shit. Maxine: (laughing) What
you, what you hear I got? Denaun:
AIDS Maxine: (laughing) Who told
you that bullshit? Denaun: My nigga
Kyu, he wouldn't lie Maxine: Well
if that's the case, Kyu got it
then Denaun: Oh for real, it's
like that? Maxine: (laughing) Well
I ain't got shit, so he ain't got
shit, and if he do, he ain't get
that shit from me, I ain't fucking
around with no 3rd nigga Denaun:
Fuck that, I ain't fucking with
you Maxine: No, see.. Denaun: You
got that shit, I ain't gotta fuck
with you Maxine: Hold on, why it
ain't even like that Denaun: I
want ya'll to get paid, fucking..
Maxine: (laughing as the phone
hangs up) |
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