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Intro:
*Tuning Tv*
*Eminem Snortin Crack
Tv Presenter:
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father
and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
*Door opens*
who's your daddy?
Hailie:
Daddy, what're you doing?
Beat starts
Eminem:
Haha
Eminem & Hailie:
Ok then! everybody, listen up!
Eminem:
I'm goin to hell, who's comin'
with me?
Hailie:
Somebody, please help him!
*giggle*
i think my dad gone crazy!
Verse #1:
There's no mountain i can't climb
There's no tower too high,
No plane that i can't learn how
to fly
What do i gotta do to get through
to you, destroy you
There ain't nothing i can't take
this chainsaw to
*Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound*
Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass
balls
I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled
and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed
autograph,
Sunglasses with elton john's name,
on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, i been lying
my ass off
All this time, me and dre been
fucking with hats off
Dr Dre:
Suck it marshall
Eminem:
Tell laura and her husband to back
off
Before i push this motherfucking
button and blast off
And launch one of these russians,
and that's all
*Hailie Makes Explosion Sound*
Blow every fucking thing, except
afghanistan on the map, off
We wanna stop, we wanna knock the
crap off
*Knocking*
Haley, tell 'em baby
Haley:
My dad's lost it
Chorus:
Eminem:
There's really nothin' else to
say ha, i can't explain it
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
A little help from hailie jade
would, should tell them maybe
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
Theres nothing you could do to
save it, could ever change me
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
There's noone on earth that can
save me, not even halie
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Verse 2:
It's like my mother always told
me
*Eminem Impersinates His Mom*
Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddamit,
you little motherfucker
If you aint got nothin' nice to
say then don't say nothin'
Er..
Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin'
dick
Chew on a prick, and lick a million
motherfuckin' cocks for second
I'd rather put out a motherfucking
gospel record
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch,
eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued to my
face with a clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flos, quit
giving me my ammo
Can't you see why i'm so mean?
if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't
be my ammo
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie
minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man i
don't know no more
Am i the only fuckin one who's
normal any more?
Hailey:
Dad
Chorus
Verse #3:
My songs can make you cry, take
you by surprise
And at the same time, make you
dry your eyes with the same rhyme
So what you're seeing is a genius
at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's
easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in
cheek
I'd gank my fuckin teeth before
id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by
fuckin' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla
ice's son
And walk around the rest of my
life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every
time i sung
Like r kelly as soon as "bump
n' grind" comes on
More pain inside o' my brain, in
the eyes of a little girl inside
of a plane
Aimed at the world trade, standin'
on ronny's grave,
Screaming at this guy, the clouds
gather as clyde mathers and bonnie
jade
And nash briddy musta just stop
it
Parents are pissed, but the kids
love it
Nine millimeter, heater's desk,
and two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let
hailie listen to me neither
Chorus
Outro:
Eminem:
Crazy
Hailie:
*laughs*
You're funny daddy! |
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