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Chorus:
repeat 2X
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name
is.. (who?)
My name is.. <scratches>
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name
is.. (what?)
My name is.. <scratches>
Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the
class
for one second?
[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like Primus? (Yeah
yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
through each one of my eyelids?
(Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like
I did?
Try {'cid} and get messed up worse
that my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin
to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice
Girl I want to {impregnate}
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady
you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face
red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt
like a caged elf
who stayed to himself, in one space,
chasin his tail (blalblalblabla)
Got ticked off and ripped Pamela
Lee's lips off
Kissed em and said, "I ain't
know silicone was 'sposed to be
this soft"
I'm bout to pass out and crash,
and fall in the grass
faster than a fat man who sat down
too fast
C'mere lady! (Shady, wait a minute,
that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a damn, Dre sent me
to tick the world off!
Chorus
[Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to flunk
me in junior high (Damn!)
Thanks a lot.. next semester, I'll
be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with
an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and told him to change the grade
on the paper (Now!)
Walked in the strip club, had my
jacket zipped up
Served the bartender, then walked
out with a tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
in a spaceship while they're screamin
at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life
I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more
{dope} than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a
famous rapper
Make a record about doin {drugs}
and name it after her (Here mom!)
You know you blew up when the women
rush your stands
and try to touch your hands like
some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked
for my autograph (Dude, can I get
your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks
for the support, {ASSHOLE!}'
Chorus
[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to
be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there,
OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too
scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside
the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin or goin? I can barely
decide
I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid
-- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and
my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible
Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll {fuck}
anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get
so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM?
(WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO {TITS!}
(WAH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in
the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and tap
myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my
dad? (Yeah?)
Ask him if he bought a porno mag
and seen my ad
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